Jokes male female dating
Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Q: What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? A: A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears. A: "My wife says..." Q: How long does it take a man to change the toilet paper? Q: What's the definition of a woman's perfect lover? Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future? Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis?
Q: What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Q: What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man? A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER Q: How do males exercise on the beach? Q: What is all the fuss about when it comes to men and big boobs? Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." Q. Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. A: A barbercue Q: What does a man consider a seven-course meal? Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Q: What is the difference between a man and a tree? Q: What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Q: What do you call a man who never farts in public?
Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A: They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
Q: Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
A: They're hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don't work.
A: Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg?
For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember...